Maybe I'm Amazed




d0gbl0g:

none shall pass


wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey


  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

(Source: peterhale)



n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

(Source: starlords)


When The Doctor and Donna meet again
with subtitles requested by: 
anonymous

(Source: shutupstrax)



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(Source: misterkilam)


ladyjolras:

men’s views on abortion matter if the man in question has a uterus

(Source: sugarvane)


September 22nd, 1994

Happy 20th Anniversary, FRIENDS!

(Source: transponsters)


Tell me what you thought about

When you were gone and so alone

The worst is over

You can have the best of me

We got older but we’re still young

We never grew out of this feeling that we won’t give up.


(Source: weheartit.com)


tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.


daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

(Source: yovahkiin)


awwww-cute:

This is my girl Mischka

awwww-cute:

This is my girl Mischka