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Favourite Quotes:
April Ludgate from Parks and Recreation

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Marie’s favourite characters ever ever - April Ludgate [Parks and Recreation]

‘So this is a multimedia project. First, a bunch of rats made out of garbage. And um, this is a TV screen that’ll be like a big flat screen TV and it’ll play looped video of knee surgeries. And then, this is a human-size hamster wheel that will be next to the mural, if we can get one. And it’ll be spinning and there will be like a fat guy in it all the time like screaming and like eating raw beef and like bleeding and like blood will come out of his mouth and stuff. And um, it’ll be like right next to, the mural.’ ‘Oh I don’t know Jerry, it’s Sunday night, I’m making phone calls to strangers, and you’re in my house. My life couldn’t be worse.’ ‘Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?’ ‘We have a couple of house rules, though. You can’t use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted.” And no electricity after 6:00 PM. A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying. There’s no noise allowed on Mondays. And no TV after breakfast.’ ‘I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?’

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