Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
And he died in both of them
and he still didn’t win an oscar
no im not crying there’s just some ed sheeran lyrics in my eye